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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's dad asked me how hard it is being a philosopher. It's quite easy to love your daughter."

"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"

"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"

"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."

"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"

"What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear? A bi-polar bear."

"I'm bad at misleading people Not"

"What does bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? Honey, I'll be home in twenty minutes"

"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"