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Joke of the Day
"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"
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"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."
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"Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris."
"Roy Hodgson has told the England squad that they'll have to tighten their belts next week. He also added that they should not remove them until the ""fasten seat belt"" sign goes out."
"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"
"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""
"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."
"(Offensive joke) What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven? 2 large planes"
"Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image? His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron."