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Joke of the Day

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new album? It's called Invincible! *Sent using Microsoft Internet Explorer 6*"

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff? We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box."

"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome."

"In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content."

"How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!"

"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."

"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."

"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"