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Joke of the Day

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."

"Instagramming daily selfies does not constitute personal growth."

"Do you need an arc? Cos i noah guy"

"I'm trying to write a joke with the word ""cunt"" But I cunt."

"Woody Allen's version of his life will be his most brilliant fiction."

"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."

"I tried to share a subway sandwich with a homeless man on the bus. He kept telling me to fuck off and get my own."

"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"

"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."