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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"

"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."

"I'm putting my standards up for adoption Because I can't raise them anymore"

"Wanna see a pig with three eyes [improved] a cop with a body camera."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large"

"Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? He strained himself."

"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."

"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"