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Joke of the Day

"Yes! Great! Bravo! Hurrah! Yippee! Cheers! Hooray! Rah Rah! Woo Hoo! Whoopee! Awesome! - Excerpt from ""Fifty Shades of Yay!"""

"A guy goes to a record store to pick up a Meshuggah CD... but he can't because it's too heavy."

"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"

"How do you keep a redditor in suspense? [removed]"

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"One isn't a real number, Real numbers have curves."

"Have you decided on dinner? ""Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."" Very good. *hears waiter yelling at chicken* WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY"

"My mother told me that I took everything for granite. Apparently our house was made of sandstone."