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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
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"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"
"(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of ""morning wood"" have been replaced by ""morning wouldn't."""
"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."
"Totally done with the history channel... Nothing but repeats."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."
"What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old? About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde."
"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."
"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""