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Joke of the Day

"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"

"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."

"Why do riot police like to get to work early? To beat the crowd."

"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"

"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"

"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."

"Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month."

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."