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Joke of the Day

"Are these my brains? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet!' she replied!"

"My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles..."

"Here's my review of EA Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma"

"My credit card company is super nice, they really help boost my self esteem... They always tell me I have an outstanding balance!"

"[in bed] HER: talk dirty to me ME: one time I licked the floor of a subway HER: I meant- ME: I use a rat as a loofa"

"Fallout 4 doesnt come out in japan till december 17th.. Which is fair, because they got the original fallout about 60 years before us."

"Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants."

"A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day... Still not sure what hole it came from."

"A girl told me she loved vintage once... So I locked her in the kitchen and told her she couldn't vote"

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't ""fun to be around."""