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Joke of the Day
"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."
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"What do you call a bad joke about prostitutes? Whorrible."
"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"
"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."
"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"
"Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?"
"Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones."
"Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade."
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells!"
"I generally avoid confrontation, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let this serving size suggestion tell me how to live my life."