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Joke of the Day

"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."

"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"

"Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley."

"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around!"

"give us a pickup line related to your profession WITHOUT revealing your profession. we'll try to guess I might have posted in the wrong sub Reddit. let me know if we should move it!"

"I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"

"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."

"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."