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Joke of the Day
"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"
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"Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods"
"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."
"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"
"You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - **vodka**!"
"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. You just know he's a total douche jacket at that point."
"What is the hardest part about bring a pedophile Fitting in btw meant being not bring"
"Guy in the dressing room next to mine: ""I don't want to get blood on these pants."" I want to reply, ""Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"""
"What happens when a fly drinks rum? It gets buzzed!"