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Joke of the Day
"Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods"
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"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."
"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"
"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"
"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."
"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."
"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"
"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."
"I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located."