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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about bring a pedophile Fitting in btw meant being not bring"
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"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"
"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"
"Irreplaceable - Beyonce. I can have another you by tomorrow."
"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."
"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question: you don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"
"If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico."
"Why do geologists have children with birth defects? Because they practice relative dating!"
"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."