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Joke of the Day
"You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - **vodka**!"
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"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"
"I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty."
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"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."
"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."
"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... But I didn't even try and mine's been playing dead for an hour!"
"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"
"Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus."