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Joke of the Day
"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"
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"Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper."
"Me: why do bad things happen to good people? God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles* Me: oh God: *nods solemnly*"
"Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank."
"I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won't talk to you anymore."
"What will i do when i die? Idk!"
"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for sixty dollars. The father replies ""FIFTY DOLLARS??? What the heck to do you need forty dollars for??"""
"Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper? It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh"
"Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep."