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Joke of the Day

"Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put ""who rescued who?"" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's ""who rescued whom?"""

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"

"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"

"I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet."

"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"

"I like my asshole just like my women's pussy Without some other guy's dick in it"

"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."

"How to describe the YouTube comment section They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... But some, I assume, are good people."

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner"