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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy"

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"

"*jk rowling wakes up* what's today's tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid... is... pansexual and... he later joined isis"

"Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?"

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"

"Two blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it."

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."

"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."