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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy"
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"What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!"
"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"
"What's the other word for a pedophile with a large hat? The Pope. (sorry if repost, my friend just told it to me)"
"If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy."
"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."
"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."
"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."
"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"
"Coming Soon Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold *cue explosion* PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN *fade to black*"