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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."

"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""

"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"

"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."

"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"

"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."

"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? ...because he's too short to be called an essay."

"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."

"I wondered why the truck was getting larger... ... Then it hit me"