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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won't explain now, it's toucan fusing."

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"""Daddy, tell me again about how you wasted time before Twitter existed?"" ""Well son, we used to look at clouds & pretend they were animals."""