32243

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won't explain now, it's toucan fusing."

"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."

"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."

"What's the difference between your work and your wife ? In 5 years, your work will still suck"

"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"

"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."

"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."

"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."