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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."
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"Once again I'm reminded that pressing harder on a remote control when I know the batteries are getting dead is not an effective strategy."
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"
"Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God."
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""
"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. I now have $999,999.75"
"CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube."
"What did the diver say to the oyster? I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!"