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Joke of the Day

"I was having sex with my girlfriend when I felt a weird tap on my shoulder... I hate having sex in the bath."

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"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Hey guys let me know if you figure out a way for me to rt myself. Some of these are pretty great."
"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."
"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"
"Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries"
"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""