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Joke of the Day
"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
Next Joke
"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"
"I'm not saying pregnant woman aren't attractive I'm just saying, It'd feel weird giving some random unborn child dimples."
"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"
"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""
"Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, ""hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"""
"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"I was raised by my father.. He's schizophrenic but he's good people."