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Joke of the Day
"My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it."
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"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"
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"How to be a white girl: 1.) Get a frappuccino from Starbucks 2.) take a picture drinking it 3.) Instagram it 4.) hash tag 'summerrrrrrrrr'"