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Joke of the Day
"They should play ""Let the bodies hit the floor"" On Life Alert commercials."
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"If you cry every day in your relationship.. sit down, take a deep breath & ask yourself, ""Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"""
"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""
"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"
"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."
"We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can say things like ""hey dad"" and ""have a nice day officer."""
"My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap."
"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."