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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney."

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."

"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"

"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."

"I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!"

"Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can't fap to. She's the only one that finishes before I do."

"I met this amazing girl last night but got off on the wrong foot. She wanted it on her left foot. I can't help that I have horrible aim."

"They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks."