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Joke of the Day
"I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television."
Next Joke
"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"
"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."
"I wish my girlfriend.... Would go down as much as Pokemon Go servers"
"kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it"
"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"""Ok, identify the noun in this sentence. Timmy is stupid."" Timmy: stupid? ""Exactly"""