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Joke of the Day

"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"

"[crime scene] *detective snaps pics of murder victim* Corpse: delete it"

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"

"If you want to know if a girl is into you, look at her feet. If they point away from you she's not interested, if they're behind her ears she's very interested."

"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"

"How can you tell if an envelope is gay? It comes in the mail."

"I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump"

"My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom. It's okay, God will protect us."