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Joke of the Day

"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man is okay, but the other suffered a terrible head injury."

"Girl and Boy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I don't get ""drunk"" during the holidays I get ""festive""."

"85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon"

"Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story."

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"

"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"