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Joke of the Day

"I run faster when I hear country music than sirens."

"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."

"Your mouth makes the same movement's as your butt when you say the word ""poop"".... same with ""explosive diarrhea"""

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"Did you hear about the crew members of the USS Enterprise that needed help climbing into their bunks? They were hoisted by their own Picard."

"Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread"

"I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out ""This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"""

"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."

"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."