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Joke of the Day
"I run faster when I hear country music than sirens."
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"What's the best time to buy a bird? When it goes cheep!"
"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."
"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."
"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."
"Sex with me is like WWIII... It hasn't happened yet."
"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."
"A bullet walks into a bar, depressed. ""Why the sad face?"" asks the bartender. ""I got fired."""
"Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"