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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers."

"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"

"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"

"Why don't gays like to play hide-and-seek? Because everyone knows they're in the closet"

"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"

"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."

"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."

"When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife"

"What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."