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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"

"What's got 40 balls and fucks ducks? A 12 Gauge Shotgun"

"What did one dehydrated French man say to the other? What are we going to do now, Pierre?"

"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"Gay Sex How much cum does a gay man have? A buttload."

"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"

"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"