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Joke of the Day
"When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife"
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"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"
"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"
"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."
"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"
"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"
"I overheard my neighbor tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under the bed & confronted her."
"Why is the story of Jesus the longest porn in history? Because 2000 years after he rose again, everyone is still waiting for the second coming."
"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""