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Joke of the Day

"The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes."

"John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'"

"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."

"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"

"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."

"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"