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Joke of the Day

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"

"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"

"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"

"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."

"How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank? The rear-view mirrors"

"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"

"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic? You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."