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Joke of the Day
"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."
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"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."
"[Lie detector] ""You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?"" - Yes *needle going nuts* ""I, sir, have been owned"""
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious... So I said, ""I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"""
"Once my son was shooting nerfguns @ the clock &when I asked why said ""bc time killed the dinosaurs."" My kids are never leaving home are they"
"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"I think God created marriage so death wouldn't come as such a disappointment."
"Breakup? I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."