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Joke of the Day
"We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator."
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"NSFW My friend told me how much she hated sucking dick. I said I've never done it so I can't felate."
"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."
"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."
"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"
"Mom thinks I run google :D [Mom thinks I run google - My Funny Mom](http://www.etcpb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Mom-thinks-I-run-google.jpg)"
"I had the dream again, the one where I show up to a standardized test with a no.3 pencil."
"This actually happened My brother has a lockbox and lost the key, so he said to me ""Zaent, can you pick a lock?"", I replied ""Give me two and I'll pick one."""
"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""
"What's the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more."