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Joke of the Day
"We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator."
Next Joke
"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."
"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"
"How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can't even make her a mix tape anymore?"
"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"
"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"
"If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? Bass Murderering"
"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."