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Joke of the Day
"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."
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"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."
"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"
"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."
"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"
"If I had a repost for every repost I saw on r/reposts... I'd have a lot of reposts"
"""Dave just showed up"" Dave the fireman or Dave who always uses inappropriate abbreviations? *Dave barges in* HEY GUYS I'M DTF ""Yeah I dunno"""