32010
Joke of the Day
"I don't drink anymore. Cocaine is a Hell of a drug!"
Next Joke
"What happened to the Italian chef when he died? He *pasta way*."
"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"
"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding. *stolen from I Fucking Love Science"
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"
"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"
"What has four letters, but a long sentence? Rape."
"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."
"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"
"What do zombies with dyslexia eat? Brians."