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Joke of the Day
"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"
Next Joke
"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."
"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team? She kept running from the ball."
"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."
"People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties. But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do, my bed would probably make itself."
"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"
"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"
"The way to treat women is always in your heart. Beat beat beat."