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Joke of the Day

"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."

"How much do my arms have to weigh before I can be considered heavily armed?"

"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""

"You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she."

"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."

"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."

"I'm hung like a baby boy. About 20 inches long, 14 inches around, weighs about 9 pounds."

"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""

"The England cricket team..."

"Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control."