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Joke of the Day
"What has four letters, but a long sentence? Rape."
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"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"
"Watched a movie where a kid is alone in his house and starts meditating... It's called ""Om Alone"""
"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."
"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"
"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said: ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""
"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"
"Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother"""