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Joke of the Day

"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."

"Knock knock/Who's there/9-11/9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"

"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."

"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."

"What happened to the number 10? It got stuck in 9/11"

"How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel."

"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"