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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the number 10? It got stuck in 9/11"
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"I still can't get over the news about the marathon.. Even though it happened more than 20 years ago, I'll never get used to calling it Snickers."
"Bad news guys. The 1st person who ever typed ""LOL"" into a keyboard just died of double AIDS."
"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."
"I slept like a baby last night I shat my pants and woke up every two hours"
"It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and realize oysters have a better sex life than you."
"[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am."
"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."