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Joke of the Day
"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."
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"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew."
"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"
"Fondly remembering a time when I could wear an over-sized guy's cardigan and still look pretty sexy, now I just look like a crazy bag lady."
"Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth."
"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"
"SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom"
"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."