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Joke of the Day

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"

"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait."

"A woman was breastfeeding on the bus today. A man looked and said ""OMG!"" That's disgusting! Looking back on it, that might not have been the best time to masturbate."

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough."

"Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage."

"Meow meow meow [Wife comes home early] MEOW! *cats scramble to untie me from the torture rack* THELMA I TOLD YOU THE CATS HATE ME I TOLD YOU"