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Joke of the Day
"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
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"Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor"
"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"
"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"
"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."
"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."
"Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur"
"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""
"If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe."
"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""