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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"
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"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."
"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"Anyone know a good roofer? Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed..."
"If Bernie doesn't get the nomination, I'm voting Trump... Also, if McDonalds is out of Chicken Nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."
"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."
"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."