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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bumblebee fetuses? honey nut cheerios"
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"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"
"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."
"I was suffering from constipation the other day but I really didn't care In fact, I didn't even give a shit."
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"
"What do you call a group of dogs? a PAW-se"
"Stop asking me to vote for your kid in contests. I'm too nice of a person to tell you I'm surprised you got laid in the first place."
"Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?"
"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."
"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."