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Joke of the Day

"If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe."

"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."

"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."

"What's the difference between your PC and your Penis? Usually its small, used often and you dont let just ANYONE touch it."

"what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist a subtraction sign actually makes a difference"

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."

"A doctor, an Englishman, a lawyer, an Irishman, a priest, a Scotsman, a cop, a midget, a fireman and a blonde walk into a bar.... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"I wish all tests were things you peed on"