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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"
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"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."
"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."
"Snake walks into a bar. Game over"
"I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate."
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."
"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."
"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."
"Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick."