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Joke of the Day

"My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it's just not going to happen"

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"

"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"

"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."

"One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT A BABY!"

"How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen? It Varys."

"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."

"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."

"I had a dream about you saving my life! A poison snake bit my dick..."