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Joke of the Day
"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."
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"Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself"
"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""
"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("
"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"
"What did the gay guy, say to the man at the bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"Today, I cleaned the house. It was awesome. My favorite part was finding things I didn't remember having. Like where'd these kids come from?"
"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."
"I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day. Apparently the prostate isn't considered ""deep tissue."""
"Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."