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Joke of the Day
"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"
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"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."
"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."
"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."
"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."
"My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I can't love her back. It's nice when problems resolve themselves."
"A short penis joke I'm Asian"
"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"